I.L.T. Yodith (@ilt-yodith) - Honouree

I.L.T. Yodith

Smackover, Arkansas

Constantly Collapsing Wavefunction

about 4 years ago

Peter McPoland - Predicting His Fame Before He Has a Wikipedia Page I am memorializing my unequaled music prediction abilities here: Peter McPoland is going to be a gigantic superstar and all the kids are go

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over 5 years ago

What Does Your Sky Look Like? The world seems insane right now, doesn't it? This dumb little barely-living creature is killing everyone and another big dumb barely-thinki

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over 7 years ago

The Life Raft: Saving the Sad Redpill Lunatics of the Manosphere - Preface Sex controls the world. That's not even a controversial opinion. It's been known since the first Cro-Magnon man decided to go out and do s

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over 7 years ago

Why Are the People Running Things Such Goofy Bastards? I have the answer. It’s pretty simple really. Because normal people don’t want to deal with the giant sack of cow-shit that is “politics”

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over 7 years ago

Trying to Watch the Naked Kate Winslet Scene in Titanic While Your Angry Wife Complains about Her Rough Day Buying a Shirt - Comedy Open Mic Round #32 Ok. She did that thing with her voice where it goes up. That "bet you won't believe the way this story about shirts turns out" tone. That me

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over 7 years ago

SteemSteem: Earn Ten Gajillion Moneys With CryptoForkChainBlockBitBot - A Very Actually Serious Entry For Comedy Open Mic Round #32 Every person here on Steem wants to have many a lot Steemits! If you have fewer Steemits and want more Steemits, SteemSteem maybe is defini

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over 7 years ago

I Don't Wear Hats But if I Did Wear Hats and You Were a Hat I Would Still Kick You in the Stomach - Comedy Open Mic Round 29 I wish the guy who invented hats had perished as a child in The Great Plague, or the Cretaceous-Paleogene Extinction Event, or the big flood

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over 7 years ago

Censored My aunt saw this and thought it was seditious, so the village censor made me remove it. Feel free to remove your upvote as well. I apologize

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over 7 years ago

Your Mom is So Hot That I’m Gonna Have Her Screaming When I Give Her the Positive Results From the Clinical Trial of The Body Temperature Regulation Drug I’ve Discovered Your mom always leaves my office all sweaty and out of breath, because she is part of a group of volunteers taking part in our FDA mandated

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over 7 years ago

Rice Goes on the Inside of a Sushi Roll You Deranged Lunatic - Comedy Open Mic Round 28 What is this? No, seriously what the hell is this? A Sushi roll? For real? That’s what you’re going with? You’re gonna really try to justi

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over 7 years ago

Hey Tornado, I Want to Punch You in Your Stupid Spinny Face Hey funnel face. Yeah, I am talking to you. What are you gonna do about it? Rotate me? Knock over my patio furniture? You think you can j

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almost 8 years ago

Disclaimer: You’re a Dick Because You Use Disclaimers You only use a disclaimer on your posts because you’re too much of a pansy to straight up make a real prediction, and you know all the idiot

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almost 8 years ago

Reading Trending Posts Will Make You More Stupider If you need pictures with your content, the children’s bookstore is thataway. We all know that Steem and Steemit and everything associated

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about 8 years ago

Imagine, Comedy Open Mic Night Round 11

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about 8 years ago

Luck is the Only Relevant Factor in Making Money Trading Crypto Over the Short Term Whales got Lucky. It had nothing to do with their “hard work” or their “skills.” There is only one statistically significant explanation fo

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