Disclaimer: You’re a Dick Because You Use Disclaimers

You only use a disclaimer on your posts because you’re too much of a pansy to straight up make a real prediction, and you know all the idiots will follow what you say anyway.

It’s the perfect way to make money and live life to the halfest as a wussy little baby.

Sack up and make a call and then stand by it when you’re wrong (and you’ll be wrong) because your half-baked theories don’t work any better than pure chance.

Dick.