My aunt saw this and thought it was seditious, so the village censor made me remove it. Feel free to remove your upvote as well. I apologize for any inconvenience.
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Clever. If only history classes would teach this instead, the world would be a much smarter place.
Hi ilt-yodith,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
This is exactly what our forefathers hoped the future would be like.
I don't what the fuck is going on but its beautiful...me guesses
Well, that sucks. I was looking forward to this.
As my Aunt says during one of her alcoholic rage blurs, I am “the worst human being since Hitler, but at least he was kind to small animal.”