Luke Skywalker (@luke-skywalker) - Honouree

Luke Skywalker

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Raised by my uncle on a farm. Just found out my father is the guy who killed my mentor. Also, he cut off my hand. I still think he might be a good guy though.

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over 8 years ago

5 Things on Steemit That Are Better Than Shooting Womp Rats! You all know how much I love shooting womp rats! So much so, that PETA has issued a statement via the lovely Pamela Anderson(

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over 8 years ago

I AM A VICTIM OF FAKE NEWS! !Screen Shot 2018-03-13 at 11.13.27 PM.png(

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over 8 years ago

TFW Your Dad Captures Your Friends, Murders Your Mentor, and Steals Your Childhood !tantrum.gif( WORST. DAD. EVER.

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over 8 years ago

I Have Made Your Olympics Better... Just Like I Do With Everything Else. Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should win the gold medal in... everything, has informed me that the crooked, w

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over 8 years ago

Darth Vader Is Bad At Sports: Winter Olympics Fails As you all may know, I try to keep up with what my dad is up to, despite his lack of interest in my life. I don't agree with his politics, f

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over 8 years ago

10 Things That Make Me Want to Turn to the Dark Side Many of my friends and fans ask me all the time, "why don't you just turn to the dark side already?" They talk about the finger lightning,

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over 8 years ago

My Father's New Master and Empire !vaderSEC.jpg( After my father,

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over 8 years ago

New Year's Eve With My Crew! !databank_ewok_01_169_747db03a (1).jpeg(

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over 8 years ago

Dad Sure Loves Christmas! When most people think of @lordvader, they think of him chopping my hand off, massacring a room full of baby jedis, or maybe even choking hi

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over 8 years ago

An Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father! @lordvader is at it again! His latest transmission(

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almost 9 years ago

@lordvader totally wiffs the first pitch I've been away for a while, I had to fly to the far reaches of the galaxy. I was trying to prevent a large merger between the Empire and an

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about 9 years ago

Meme Challenge #25 Entry #1 Do NOT let Master Yoda see this! !1sjkpn.jpg(

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about 9 years ago

PETA Does Not Approve of Shooting Womp Rats !Womprat.jpg( You would not believe the day I had! I

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about 9 years ago

From Blue to Green: Why I Changed Lightsaber Colors Many of my followers write me on a regular basis. They ask me all kinds of questions, like "Luke, why aren't you as cool as your dad?", "How

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about 9 years ago

Father's Day with @lordvader I just got back from my trip to the Death Star to see my dad for Father's Day. It was a rough trip but we made a lot of progress! It starte

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