Lord Vader (@lordvader) - Honouree

Lord Vader

A Galaxy Far, Far Away

41 year old widower with 2 children. Soul sucking job working in upper management for the government. Raised by a single mother. I have severe anger issues.

over 7 years ago

Join the 501st Legion and Rule Drug Wars! Greetings loyal followers, My executive assistant Vera, whose mere presence is the most intoxicating thing in any galaxy, has informed me t

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almost 8 years ago

If the interview conducted by one of your wisest inhabitants has sparked any questions, I will now allow you to ask me anything. Greetings loyal followers. One of your least terrible inhabitants, @wadepaterson has made the wise decision to conduct an interview with t

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almost 8 years ago

20 questions with @lordvader (The Steemian Series) A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a Jedi Knight was seduced by the dark side of the Force. !darthvaderinterview.jpg(http

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about 8 years ago

HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XIX: AN INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGE Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who can just do anything (and just do it perfectly), has informed me that the moro

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about 8 years ago

HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVIII: NOW HIRING Greetings loyal followers. Do you have what it take

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about 8 years ago

HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVII: ALLIES AND FOES Greetings loyal followers.

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over 8 years ago

The Empire has sent you a friend request. Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the only other indispensable member of the Empire, has informed me that some

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over 8 years ago

I Have Made Your Olympics Better... Just Like I Do With Everything Else. Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should win the gold medal in... everything, has informed me that the crooked, w

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over 8 years ago

Darth Vader Is Bad At Sports: Winter Olympics Fails As you all may know, I try to keep up with what my dad is up to, despite his lack of interest in my life. I don't agree with his politics, f

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over 8 years ago

The Jedi Mind Trick - A preschool story !( I am a Jedi Master and the force is thriving in my pr

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over 8 years ago

I Hate Teachers... and Liars. Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who could save every single starfish on a beach if she wanted to, has informed me t

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over 8 years ago

Star Dreadnoughts, The Death Star and Blockchain in Education !( Image source(

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over 8 years ago

I am Lord Vader, Ask me Anything: Episode III Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who consistently has the highest score in outstanding achievement in the field of e

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over 8 years ago

Oh Look! That Loser, the Whiny Farm Boy, has Come out of Hiding. If you have been wondering why I haven't sent any transmissions recently, it is because I have been trying to enjoy one of my favorite pasti

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over 8 years ago

An Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father! @lordvader is at it again! His latest transmission(

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