thejokester - Honouree

thejokester

almost 7 years ago

How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck Before Chuck Norris Got There? A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, until Chuck Norris gave them a roundhouse kick to their trunk.

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about 7 years ago

This Joke May Be Hard To Swallow Tina's friends used to tell her that her jokes sucked and were in bad taste. When they finally came to see her first comedy show, she got

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about 7 years ago

Against The Normal School Of Thought When a whale goes out of their way to give a big upvote to a minnow that's been stuck swimming in circles.

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over 7 years ago

Never Settle A time lapse of a girl's dating app quest to find her perfect match for sexy Instagram couple photos.

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over 7 years ago

The Powering Up Effect The before and after when powering up my 2.404 liquid Steem. I know what you're thinking... "Sorry, Baby, it's just not enough," but I'm pr

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over 7 years ago

Not Sure How To Slice It I'm not sure if this is the best thing since sliced bread or if it's just been a while.

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over 7 years ago

Getting Right To The Punchline If I have to dress like a cute unicorn to get some attention around here, dog gonnit I will!!

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over 7 years ago

Self Reflection When people ask if I'd like to have children, my answer is usually yes, pending a clause to put them up for adoption if they turn out like t

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over 7 years ago

Don't Try This At Home, Kids Make sure you do it outside, far away from adult supervision... (

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over 7 years ago

Hoe Hoe Hoe Unsurprisingly, the prostitute was able to identify who tried to pay for her to sit on their lap on Christmas Eve... ...all of them. http

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over 7 years ago

But She Said I Was The Best She Ever Had... The moment you stumble on your girlfriend's secret old porn actress profile and realize your relationship is now royally fucked.

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over 7 years ago

It'll Be Far From A Free Fall Marvin logging in to put his life savings into Bitcoin Cash at the top of today's big green candle.

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over 7 years ago

Was It Heely Worth It? In desperate need to make rent, a high end stripper heading home after a sketchy appointment in the outskirts of town.

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over 7 years ago

A Very, Very Small Chance After weeks of collaborating with MIT research scientists, we've concluded that there's roughly 1% chance my joke posts will earn more than

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over 7 years ago

What's so funny? This will be the last installment of "What's so funny?" for a while. The goal of this project was to try and bring some much needed humor to

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