rock2 - Honouree

rock2

over 8 years ago

Someday, we'll all look back on this and plow into a parked car..:\ Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.. Bumper

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over 8 years ago

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway :>>> I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said I don't follow you Coffee pot: $50, Coffee: $10, Coffee cup: $

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over 8 years ago

I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi. :""" Make crime pay, become a lawyer. Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is a crime? I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. I thou

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over 8 years ago

What do you call two fat people having a chat? - A heavy discussion:]]] They say money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye". How guy's propose: On one knee. How girl's propose: "I'm pregnant!" Ah, 'Friday'

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over 8 years ago

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. :>>>>> Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! The journey of a thousand miles begins with

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over 8 years ago

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look! :DDDD If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. I sometimes go to my own little world, but that’s okay, they know me there. I don’t have an att

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over 8 years ago

According to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella. :}}} Just you keep on talking, for sure someday you’ll say something intelligent. I’ll be there to catch you whenever you fall. Love, the floor.

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over 8 years ago

I promise to give you a ring everyday. (an alarm clock):)))) Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..." What did the stamp say to the envel

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over 8 years ago

It is what's inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example. :) Always be yourself. Unless you can also be a unicorn. In that case, always be a unicorn. If a man said he'll fix it, he'll fix it. There is

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over 8 years ago

Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping. haha... Alcohol won't solve your problems, but It can give you an interesting set of the new ones. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too h

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almost 9 years ago

The way Chinese modify their cars !2e8l917vxjxm8pu3ni43cd3ge.jpg(

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almost 9 years ago

投资这事儿只能靠自己在半个月前币市火热的气氛中, 入了某只新币并一直持有至今, 其结果可想而知. 我持币的信心在很大程度上是受某位高手的影响, 其影响之大令我忽略了对整个市场形势的分析. 当然, 现在回过头分析是有点事后诸葛亮的意思, 谁也不能预知未来. 但我想总结的是我在这件事中的失误. 主要失误

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