puddlejumper - Honouree

puddlejumper

Clean Humor, One-Liners, Jokes and Laughs - Be Happy!

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over 6 years ago

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about 8 years ago

Two guys walk into a bar. ...The third one ducks. Two guys walk into a bar. ...The third one ducks.

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about 8 years ago

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? ...Ba-na-na-na What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? ...Ba-na-na-na

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about 8 years ago

Did you know - 5/4 of people are bad at fractions. Did you know - 5/4 of people are bad at fractions.

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about 8 years ago

A three-legged dog walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." A three-legged dog walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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about 8 years ago

Someone asked me if I was alright. I replied "No, I'm half left." Someone asked me if I was alright. I replied "No, I'm half left."

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about 8 years ago

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? ...He couldn't see himself doing it. Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? ...He couldn't see himself doing it.

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about 8 years ago

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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about 8 years ago

Cemeteries are one of the most popular places on earth. ...People are just dying to get in. Cemeteries are one of the most popular places on earth. ...People are just dying to get in.

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about 8 years ago

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?" A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

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about 8 years ago

How do you make a kleenex dance? ...Put a little boogie in it. How do you make a kleenex dance? ...Put a little boogie in it.

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about 8 years ago

What do you call a factory that sells passable products? ...Satisfactory. What do you call a factory that sells passable products? ...Satisfactory.

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about 8 years ago

Bought shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what they were laced with. I was tripping all day. Bought shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what they were laced with. I was tripping all day.

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about 8 years ago

Cashier: Would you like the milk in a bag, sir? Me: No, leave it in the carton. Cashier: Would you like the milk in a bag, sir? Me: No, leave it in the carton.

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about 8 years ago

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? ...Never mind, it's tearable. Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? ...Never mind, it's tearable.

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