BrianTheSmartAss (@brianthesmartass) - Honouree

BrianTheSmartAss

United States

Just a dude, sitting at a keyboard, thinking my opinion matters.

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over 6 years ago

Valiant Viking Vexation I was about to leave when (you won’t believe this) but some Vikings, come back from the dead, showed up at my house to settle an old grudge

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over 6 years ago

Clown Car Collusion There I was, about to get on the on-ramp of the interstate to come see you when an obnoxiously small red car filled with too many clowns to

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over 6 years ago

Turgent Temporal Turmoil So…..funny story. A few weeks ago I bought this really old hourglass from a pawnshop run by this really old Asian lady; you know, the one wh

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over 6 years ago

Spider Suspense It is said that the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout but I never understood why he kept going up the drain until today. I was getti

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over 6 years ago

Rodent Revolutionary Recompense I was sitting at my house about to get ready to come see you when a mouse came out of a little hole behind my cabinet, climbed up on top of

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over 6 years ago

Little Leprechaun Lament I know we had plans for this evening but the weirdest thing happened to me today and I won't be able to to make it. I woke up this morning t

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over 6 years ago

Embellished Excuses for theIntroverts and Antisocialites Among Us Killer Kitty Kibble (Work Excuse)

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