Qurator's Mischievous Mondays | Invent a Suspicious Menu Item

Welcome to Qurator's Mischievous Mondays!
This will be a weekly competition that we will be hosting every Monday. We want to see a little more engagement and fun when it comes to some of our competitions so this will be a simpler and shorter competition. Easy to enter, but maybe not so easy to win. ;) This competition will be similar to the Monday Missions we had a long time ago, but instead of writing posts to enter we will now consider only the comments and answers on this blog as your entry to win.
Why Mischievous?
We all could use a little fun in our lives. We would even say that we deserve it, let loose a little and have a go at making everyone laugh or think a little, even if it is a little over the top or pure silliness. Go all out and let your creative juices flow.

Invent a Suspicious Menu Item

RULES
Write a comment in this post, your comment will be your entry.
Only comments that fit the theme and style.
It has to be done by you, no plagiarism.
All entries will be reviewed by the Qurator team.
Only one entry per account.
Deadline: Before the timer on this post runs out.
Your entry will not count if you aren't following the above-mentioned rules.

Something That Sounds Easy
1st Prize - 30% Upvote
@gertu

2nd Prize - 25% Upvote
@dusan.stojkov

3rd Prize - 20% Upvote
@hatdogsensei

4th Prize - 15% Upvote
@davidke20


Congrats to the winners!

If I would invent a suspicious menu item I would name it Antartic Deluxe Burger. This specific menu item is made of a two frozen quarter pound patty, frozen lettuce, hard cold cheese and it is on top of a ice cold buns which when the customer bites they will instantly be shock on how cold that is and it will taste very sweet because that item is actually a secret dessert and not a true burger meal
This is a tough one
The Suspicious Menu Item I can think of is all-meat vegetable salad which is a starter for a restaurant. This is for people who wants to try some salad but also wants a lot of meat with it. However, this all-meat vegetable salad is actually all veggies since the meat in this salad are 100% made from vegan products making it a vegan friendly meal
Talking with my epidemiology professor, when I was finishing studying my medical degree, he told a group where we were all chatting, that the menu in the indigenous towns was very special, and you had to eat them when they offer it. What caught my attention the most of all the meats on the menu was the monkey head.
I would never say I wouldn't eat it. I think of the people who have eaten human flesh out of hunger; I imagine that if I had days without eating, lost in a jungle, and a tribe had this monkey's head cooked in their pot, I would do it, without a doubt I would ask for it and eat it.