Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 45 first entry/ Internet rap!

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Internet rap

You are what connects me every day and without you I am without energy.
I walk down the street and I always look for wifi, but if you're not present, there's nothing left, there's nothing!
Without you, my world is gray, colors no longer exist, with you I can go to CHINA with just pressing buttons.

Some need you just to play, others work, socialize and even love can find.
Twitter gives the news of the world in general, while on Facebook you know when your neighbor is getting married.
The Internet is what unites us and separates us. With the internet there is everything and at the same time there is nothing.

Internet, how much I hate you, internet how much I love you, I hope that in these times you help me make money.
Meanwhile I sing to you, meanwhile I love you, I do not fall in despair, I laugh, I'm glad, I sing this song and thanks to your internet is that you read my song.

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Nominated to @sunsethunter and @dianelyndon

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Hi kkkkkl,

Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
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Hey @kkkkkl,
In an effort to try to give people more transparency and feedback on what our judges think of their posts, we thought we'd run an experiment and give people their score from teh judges.

Your post achieved a score of 2/5.

Thanks for the lovely entry to our contest. Now some posts do really well, others not so well, and some could use some improvement. We hope the above feedback is helpful in making you a star.

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