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I never get mad when I see my ex with someone else because I was always taught to recycle my old trash.
Jesus can walk on water, humans are 75% water & I can walk on humans. Therefore, I’m 75% Jesus.
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry.Love-wallpaper-10101755.jpg



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