What do you do with an abandoned crane?

Well you obviously clean it up a bit, turn it into a guest room maybe, somewhere for the tourists to think they are getting an authentic view of Amsterdam, like the dock workers from 40 years ago were sleeping in a down comforter up there, just admiring the view and thinking about which of the museums they would be going to tofay.

Admittedly that does sound nice - curse my normal room at the Holiday Inn Express.